- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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