Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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heads up!

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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