- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

you lose.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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