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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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