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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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