The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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