Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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purple pickles

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Tell you something funny.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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