- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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