Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Three black men were walking...

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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