- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

you lose.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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