What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Religion.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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