What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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That's what she didn't say

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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knock knock. come in.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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