- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A Sloth runs...

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

No, Trinidad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Rick santorum

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

raisin boogers

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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