- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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