Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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