- Anti Joke

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

im watching you..

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.