What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

you are a åsshole :)

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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