- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

whats chinese noodles

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Tell you something funny.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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