- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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