What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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9

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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