- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

I killed someone today. :D

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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