- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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