What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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stinky boner

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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