tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

My pet rock died.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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