getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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speech and debate.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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