- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Moo! I'm a goat!

The black man leaves the strip club.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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