- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

^that joke a piece of shit

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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