Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Justin's humor

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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