Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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