Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Black people

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Knock knock. Racism.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

BenWuzHear

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

general tso's broccoli

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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