- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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