Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Santa isn't real

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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