How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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I pooped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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U mad?

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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