How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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The WNBA

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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