Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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once upon a time, it snowed

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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