What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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You read the Terms of Service.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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