A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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