- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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