Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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OIO

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President Donald Trump

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Faithful men.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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willie revilame

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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