Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Anti Joke

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