A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Abortion

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What's funnier than 68 69

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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