Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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