I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Knock knock. Racism.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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