- Anti Joke

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

charlie sheen losing

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.