what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Woman rights.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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