- Anti Joke

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Rick santorum

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

This is not a joke

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's blue? The sky.

Bean.

U mad?

charlie sheen losing