- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Michael Castillo is gay

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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