Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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PSN IS UP

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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