What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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