Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Misner is a twat.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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