- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

ass.

Kathy Griffin.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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