Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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No.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Penisland

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Anti Joke

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