try slamming a revolving door

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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