Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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NAACP

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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