- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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