I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

children burning

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Water? I hardly know her.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I pooped.

You're welcome!

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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