- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

My kids are mistakes.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Homosexuals are gay.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Get in the car.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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