Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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shut up iggy

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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