Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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