Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Anti Joke

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