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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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