- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

fruit salad?

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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