why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What color is red paint? Red

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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whats a dick a dick

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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