- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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