What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Catholicism.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Black...

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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