What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Guess what? The Game.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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the WNBA

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Do you play piano? No

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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