- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what happens every day? People die

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??