- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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