- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

If life throws you melons... ouch

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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