Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Women's rights

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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