- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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