- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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