how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Your time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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