- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Potassium? K.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Knock knock. Come in.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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