- Anti Joke

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

knock knock get lost!

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

A mans opinion.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.