- Anti Joke

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Anti Joke

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