What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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