Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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